I’ve been quiet for a while, but now I’ve just got a build-up of people in the news that piss me off.
Dick Durbin’s apology — contrite, but sounds still like “Judge, I’m sorry my wife felt hurt when I hit her and called her names, but I really wasn’t intending to leave a bruise or hurt her feelings.” An apology becomes an apology when you say you’re sorry for the behavior or the words you said. Apologizing for how someone else felt because of your words is a therapy session.
I had to listen to Katie Couric interview that idiot runaway bride earlier today. She’s still an asshole, but at least she did apologize for her actions. Dick, take notes.
Michael Shiavo — complete prick.
Now I need to revise and extend my last wishes list for my husband so he doesn’t put something on my tombstone like “I was a great husband — ask anyone,” confusing my poor children into wondering if I was gay or perhaps transgendered.
Lindsay Lohan — definitely too skinny, needs meatloaf and mashed taties STAT.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes – I think tom Cruise is so not attractive, and that he believes he’s some ninja thetan and there’s an alien Xenu dude out to brainwash us is, well, weird. But Katie? Well, she seems a nice girl from a nice family, and the missing 16 days is, well, weird too. I’m not buying this couple at all.
But I am buying that Jake Guylenhaal is nice to look at. See?
