Scientology not about aliens

Cranky Cruise irritated with Scientology questions, which is weird, considering he’s been yapping about it for the last couple of months. I’d think he’d welcome questions, but maybe just not questions that talk about that psycho alien part of Scientology.

Cruise was then asked about a link between the War of the Worlds storyline, which involves aliens lying dormant on earth before rising out of the ground and attacking the planet.
“I was wondering what resonance that had with you as a Scientologist?” a journalist asked.
A confused Cruise responded: “In what way?”
“Well,” the journalist continued. “In that some of Scientology deals with aliens on this planet.”
Cruise, used to defending Scientology, was not happy.
“That’s not true. What?” Cruise said. “What paper are you from?”
When the embarrassed journalist responded he was from a paper in Boston, Cruise asked: “Is that a good paper?
Cruise continued: “It has no resonance whatsoever.
“There’s absolutely no relation to that whatsoever.”
A short time later Cruise singled out the journalist again.
“If you are interested in Scientology you should read Evolution of a Science,” Cruise said.
“I don’t know if you’ve ever read that. That will give you a greater understanding of what Scientology is.”

Maybe the questions should be more like the ones in the “SEC WHOLE TRACK” questionnaire used in auditing sessions

• Have you driven anyone insane?
• Have you ever killed the wrong person?
• Is anybody looking for you?
• Have you ever set a poor example?
• Did you come to Earth for evil purposes?
• Are you in hiding?
• Have you systematically set up mysteries?
• Have you ever made a practice of confusing people?
• Have you ever philosophized when you should have acted instead?
• Have you ever gone crazy?
• Have you ever sought to persuade someone of your insanity?
• Have you ever deserted, or betrayed, a great leader?
• Have you ever smothered a baby?
• Do you deserve to have any friends?
• Have you ever castrated anyone?
• Do you deserve to be enslaved?
• Is there any question on this list I had better not ask you again?
• Have you ever tried to make the physical universe less real?
• Have you ever zapped anyone?
• Have you ever had a body with a venereal disease? If so,
did you spread it?