Paris Hilton Wanted For Mother Teresa Role
March, sorry to sit on top of your lovely post, but this horrific bit of news could not be ignored.
Director scouting for suitable actress to play the title role on his film about Mother Teresa casts his eyes on the slut saintly Paris Hilton.
Yes, THAT Paris Hilton. How do you suppose something like this crosses a person’s mind. “We need someone to play Mother Teresa. Who would we get? Pam Anderson? No, too buxom. Madonna? Nah, not enough wrinkles and too old. Tara Reid? Well, yeah, maybeeee — naw, not enough budget for the booze she’ll want. Wait, wait, I’ve got it… Paris Hilton.
That’s Hot… yeah, like hell would be if it weren’t frozen over.
[crosses self, says 5 Hail Marys and 3 Our Fathers, hearing four horsemen hoofbeats in distance]
As the old adage goes–”Truth is stanger than fiction.”
Hope you received that little something-something in the mail, darling!
Hugs!
You know this sounds like casting for a comedy, a BAD comedy. I mean how cheesy can you get – casting the whore of Babylon as our most famous modern-day virgin is so unfunnily predictable. Jeez. Oh wait – maybe it’s the casting for a really good porno? Nah, that’s likely not it either. I’d suspect if this report is even a little true (FemaleFirst is not known for its ethical standards or tenderness towards the truth) it’s more for a publicity stunt that any serious considerations.
R — but Paris Hilton IS fiction! Did get the something-something, have sent belated thanks after my weekend hibernation.
Katie, I’m sure it’s inaccurate or a publicity stunt, but casting that Irish drunk as Alexander actually happened, so I never rule the absurd out, too much of it comes true!
Yup, new pr0n film, Mother Teresa does Calcutta.
Wait…. Alexander the Great wasn’t a drunk Irishman?
Who’s gonna be the Pope in this new flick, anyway? (Do they NEED a Pope?) How ’bout Sean Combs? He’s got that gravitas thing going.
Wait, maybe he was. I’m sure the Irish meandered down to Macedonia and passed on the Brogue.
P.Diddy would be a very stylish pope, but I’m thinking Larry the Cable Guy.
Guys! Check out the photoshoped version of Paris as Mother teresa..
http://uslessthings.blogspot.com/2006/02/paris-to-play-mother-teresa-in-movie.html