It’s been a long while since we did Trashy Friday, and since I seem to manage about one episode of Nawt every other week, and it’s summer, and I just can’t seem to get serious about anything, let’s comb through our trashy culture this week and see what’s new.
Amanda Lepore is looking to get into beauty products — could a perfume be around the corner. All my dreams of smelling like botox, silicone and rubber could come true!
Britney may have served her mom with a restraining order.
Paris is out of jail, has gotten religion, but can’t pick a favorite bible verse, and vows to reform her life. Do you believe her? Do you care?
Do we think Lindsay’s rehab is taking this time? Given that she’s extending her stay in rehab… maybe? And is it really possible that she may get the starring role as Paris Hilton on a movie of Paris’ life? Isn’t Paris like 22? Can you even have lived enough to have a movie made on your life? With Britney doing the soundtrack to the movie… *rolls eyes*
You’re getting some Christian Bale eye candy just because… he’s gorgeous,
even when no, especially when he’s all scruffy. I never loved Batman until he slipped into the rubber suit.
Favorite self-tanners this year. On the more inexpensive side, you cannot beat L’Oreal Sublime Glow daily moisturizer. Goes on great, has a nice color, not orange, blends easily, doesn’t turn into a mess with multiple applications, which was the problem I ran into with the Jergens one. The more expensive favorite is Lancome Flash Bronzer glow “n Wear. It has more of a tint in it, so you get an immediate nice tan bronzey color, but you have to be a little more careful on application to make sure it blends and covers. Both have a pretty glow to them. Favorite face bronzer is the Lancome Flash Bronzer, the companion to the Flash Bronzer Glow ‘N Wear.
My favorite reality guilty pleasure of the summer, besides the upcoming Big brother, is PirateMaster. I hate that show, honest, it’s a train wreck with almost no likable characters, but every week I’m back watching Those Pirate Wannabes make asses out of themselves. Best reality so far this summer is So You Think You Can Dance. Great dancers this year, it’s hard to pick less than five favorites. But if they do not toss Cedric this week, then they need new judges. Lovely young man with a good dance skill, but this contest does not fit his kind of dancing at all.
Chef shows — I have to watch both Top Chef and Hell’s Kitchen. Gordon Ramsey makes them cry, and Top Chef actually has people who can cook, so I’m less guilty watching that Top Chef, but they both amuse me mightily for different reasons. Micah leaving on Top Chef was beyond welcome. What a whiney cook. She would go on and on about missing her daughter when she was doing poorly and was silent on that when things were going good. There IS no crying or whining in cooking. Criminy!
Finally got ’round to reading the last Harry Potter book, the Half-Blood Prince. Yes, I know, I’m slow, but I needed to get it done before the new movie and book comes out in July.
Okay, admit it, you missed Trashy Friday, the post you can miss… but why when it takes so little brain power to read? Have a great weekend!