Stop the Presses!!!

I am staring at the back page of my New York Times Sunday paper right now, and there is a full-page ad: “Introducing Donna Karan, The Fragrance Collection. A wardrobe of seductive fragrances.”

Donna Karan Chaossqueeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Donna Karan Signature — ????

Donna Karan Black Cashmeresqueeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! they killed it off to rebottle it?

Donna Karan Fuel for Men — isn’t that one of those long lost deals Basenoters are always longing for? Like Chaos? I don’t see it on their list, oddly, but there’s a bottle for $175 at a resale joint.

And those four essences — lavender, wenge, labdanum and jasmine, which were lovely but had fairly limited distribution. I love the wenge in particular.

August 13, 4 to 6pm Beauty level, Bergdorf NYC –

Hokay, SOMEBODY IN NEW YORK, PLEEEASE GET ON THIS. I have many questions, like: do they smell the same? BTW all the bottles look the same, I can’t see anything about the sizes. They’re black cylinders with very plain colored (gold or silver) labels, no concentrations listed.

UPDATE: A friend just emailed me a photo, Chaos is an EDP. Also since the pic looks like it’s sitting on his bookshelf, I assume these are available for purchase now, not starting Weds. Can’t quite read it, but I think it’s 1.7 ozs, don’t hold me to it. No pricing info.  NOPE — 3.4 for $85!!!!   That’s practically free, in my book.  Go, Donna!

#2 — Dudes, you can order it! See comment below!! Cheap!! Also, Fuel’s topnotes are gasoline and pineapple, and I don’t think my leg is being pulled.

#3 — we think “Signature” is the DK robo-duck scent rebottled. Maybe.  We are pretty sure, yes.

#4 But will Chaos smell the same?  I guess we will know soon enough.  Here, I’m gonna consult my crystal ball and make a completely random guess for the fun of it — it will be “close” but somehow tweaked for the market — slightly more gourmand, maybe?  Pink pepper?  Snerk.    Also, is this a trend?  Are we having a Woods Moment (Sensuous, Magnifique, sort of)?   I am all for it.

PS. Anyone else watch the opening ceremonies of the Olympics? Wow, they were beautiful! I was expecting something … less and was thrilled to be watching on our big-screen TV.

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zara
18 years ago

oh boy. i envy you people in the US.

Gina
18 years ago

I just ordered two bottles. Anyone recall what the shipping fee’s were from Bergdorf Goodman New York ? I purchased two bottles.:)

kathleen
18 years ago
Reply to  Gina

Hi, Gina, I think it will be about $13

Tania
18 years ago

Ooh – I feel a trip to Harrods coming on…..:x

I still have my original bottle of what they are now calling ‘Signature’. I tried it the other day, and for a second there, I had to check in the mirror to see if I was wearing shoulder-pads!

18 years ago

March, you REALLY need to try Fuel: it’s amazingly messed-up in the best possible way (assuming they haven’t reformulated it). Think Bulgari Black, but with all the vanilla and musk drained from it and replaced with gasoline and leather and viciousness. It takes no prisoners. I can’t believe I didn’t sock away a few bottles when I had the chance.

18 years ago
Reply to  March

It does look dreadfully unbalanced, doesn’t it? But the glass bottle inside the outer casing is more or less up-and down, and the part that appears to be cantilevered out into space weighs much less than the bottle itself, so it’s actually very stable and not at all tippy.

And the gunmetal-coloured part wasn’t actually metal (as far as I remember), but it had this metallic coating that reacted with the oils from your skin and patinated over time, irregularly, so it became more beautiful as you used it.

And to spray it, you grabbed it and positioned your index finger over that rounded portion and aimed the side of the bottle at yourself and squeezed the trigger, like shooting yourself with a freakish Cronenberg handgun. So insanely cool!

I can’t believe I got tired of it and swapped it away. (I did the same thing with Le Feu D’Issey. Clearly I am an idiot.) I hope whoever ended up with it enjoyed it.

18 years ago

March, I just got the bottle (the husband was in the city today, so I sent him to Bergdorf) and I’m wearing it on my left wrist. I need to dig up what’s left of the sample you sent me eons ago and do a comparison, but so far it feels right.

Louise
18 years ago
Reply to  March

March, be sure to use your indelible marker to note which is where….or hey, let’s do the comparison over coffee and cake :d/

Rick
18 years ago

:((
You guys that lives in US and UK are so lucky. I’ve tried an oil copy of chaos, and it was one of the best dried spices that i’ve worn on my life. Only on my craziest dreams they’d relaunch it!
Now I’ve to find a good soul that buys me one and ships it to my country (in this hours I hate to live in Brazil; all of these jewels never arrives here :(( )
Black Cashmere is one of my favorites, i’d have it in 1l if it was available.

Elle
18 years ago

Oh. My. God! Must call BG *now*! Free Chaos! How the hell did I miss this in the Times yesterday? I’m praying it’s that same gorgeous bottle as well. Have a total thing for DK’s bottles.

Elle
18 years ago
Reply to  March

Yep, saw the new bottles. Minor detail. The scent’s the thing and I’m beyond thrilled to be able to stock up on more Chaos…just hit me what a genius name that is.

violetnoir
18 years ago

Chaos! Finally! Hooray!

Fuel for men, if it’s the one I am thinking about, it wonderful, March. My husband wore it, and it smelled really good on him. I hope DK sends those releases out to California.

The Opening Ceremonies were amazing, but long-ng-ng-ng. The Chinese want everyone to trade with them…just keep your mouth shut, know what I mean?

More exciting was last night’s men’s freestyle relay. Talk about exciting! The US won it in the last two strokes!

Hugs!

18 years ago

I am wearing Chaos today, courtesy of a gorgeous little brunette fairy…….I love it but it’s a bit elusive on me…I am going to give it another spritz. Of course, I have Rochas Femme on the other arm and it beats nearly anything else down (except Aromatics Elixir which can take the paint off an Abrams tank!).

Fuel is pineapple and gasoline? Am I reading that right? If so, it could be the perfect bike fragrance!

xo

18 years ago
Reply to  March

Must be me….I have spritzed it twice (and while I didn’t go hog-wild I wasn’t chintzy with it, either). It’s there…but really close to the skin (El O looked askance to see me with my arm buried up to my septum, trying to smell it). By contrast, Femme is sitting right there, strapping a shiv to her left thigh and loading a couple of knuckledusters into the pockets of her St John suit…

that little rofl emoticon is such a cutie, inty?!

Louise
18 years ago
Reply to  Musette

Nope, March, Chaos is soft on some of us /:) My skin doesn’t eat it, it just is rather mellow, herbal even. Love 😡

moi
18 years ago

Thanks for this!

The only Donna Karan perfumes I’ve sniffed are Cashmere Mist (yawn) and Gold (revelatory gorgeousness). So I think it only fair I pop for Chaos and Fuel. Right? And, dudes . . . pineapple AND gasoline? Be still my heart.

kathleen
18 years ago

Here’s something strange. On the donnakaranbeauty site the Essences are still listed at their original price. 3.3oz for $165 and the oils for $90. When I inquired price from the Karan rep at Bergdorf, she seemed to quote the price at $85 across the board. I could have misunderstood. Has anyone else priced the Essences?

Nava
18 years ago

I believe “Signature” is the “robo-duck”. I found it at a Macy’s last spring and it was $85 for 3.4 oz. Can’t wait to sniff Chaos. Another one that was probably way ahead of itself that will now be a huge success.

You see the logic here? Create major buzz with limited distribution in order to get all of us clamouring. I remember the stampede over at MUA for Wenge and Labdanum was like the bulls running in Pamploma. :d

18 years ago

Can’t wait to try the much ballyhoo-ed Chaos! And Not Reformulated? Hmmmmm…..I’ll wait for samples to show up somewhere.

As for the opening ceremonies, they were fantastic, a visual/artistic triumph, better by far than any I’ve ever seen. But something about them made me uneasy. It was as if the Chinese were claiming their century.

That’s history, that’s how it works, but the whole place, the government, huge cities full of ex-agricultural workers now living in dorms, trapped in numbing, ant-colonylike piecework assembling eyeglass frames and everything else we buy at the Wal-Mart, well, there is something about it that just feels fundamentally wrong to me.

I felt like the underlying message of the ceremonies was, “look how many billions of compliant people we have!”

18 years ago
Reply to  March

Well, you’re right of course. My imagery about the dorms was based on the documentary film about Wal-Mart. It just seemed horrifying, hardly one rung above slavery. For some reason, that has stayed with me, and I kept thinking of it during all of the pagentry. I’m sure the people are happy, and can see why they would be, about the new China.

Lee
18 years ago
Reply to  Olfacta

But it was overall choreographed by Zhang Yimou who does celebrate Chinese history in his work but is a long way from an apologist for the state apparatus. And if you haven’t seen Red Sorghum or Raise the Red Lantern, do so!!

I think I have to try Fuel. Maybe I’ll order blind… What’s wrnog with me? Am I getting back into my rhythm?

Judith
18 years ago

Yay for the return of Chaos. I am, um, supplied. I think I paid more, but I don’t care: I’m just glad everyone can get it. I didn’t see all of the opening ceremonies, but the drumming was amazing (if also somewhat scary):).

Rick
18 years ago

The bottles are actually 3.4 oz., so the $85 tab on this makes it seem almost a bargain – especially when you consider what Guerlain (for one example) has been charging for its reissues.

Silvia
18 years ago

Sorry for the seemingly random comments above, it was supposed to go in Dinazad’s box, something not quite working.

Silvia
18 years ago

Of course you are, you WROTE it ! :d

Silvia
18 years ago

Hey, at last I can get a sniff of the famous Chaos ! Thanks for the tip.
Loved the drumming at the Olympics opening, in fact it was all pretty amazing.

eliza
18 years ago

🙂 hi there! which store in VA? thanks!

kathleen
18 years ago
Reply to  eliza

212-753-7300 Bergdorf, ask for Helga in Fragrances. DK rep: Carrie
It’s exclusive to Bergdorf’s and Harrods, for now at least.

BBJ
18 years ago

I guess I should try Chaos. I tried Black Cashmere, and simply didn’t get along with it. There’s some weird overpowering note in there–something between cinnamon and anise–that numbs my nose, and just doesn’t make me happy. I think whatever it is is in Feminite des Bois too. Sadly.

:((

kathleen
18 years ago
Reply to  March

The Essences come in lotion as well. I have the Labdanum & Jasmine. Both are beautiful and aid in the sillage/staying power of the fragrances themselves. $55 for 6.7oz is also quite reasonable.

dinazad
18 years ago

Oh, bother. Doesn’t look as if this were coming to Switzerland or even continental Europe anytime soon (and postage from the UK is worse than postage from the US). Ain’t fair. Grumble.

On the other hand – I’m glad somebody can get their fingers on it, so have a go, girls, and stock up!

Silvia
18 years ago
Reply to  dinazad

I will definitely go to Harrods to sniff Chaos (at long last) so happy to pick a bottle for you and post it, if you wish. You are in Switzerland, right ?

dinazad
18 years ago
Reply to  Silvia

Silvia, that’s just too sweet of you! However, I’m in the happy position of owning half a bottle of Chaos – frankly, it’s the Fuel I’m curious about. Do you think that would be possible (oh dear, another unsniffed purchase :-\” )? How can I reach you?

P.S. Yes, I’m in Switzerland. And sorry to be answering your generous offer so late – I forgot to check the comments last night (*blushing*)

Silvia
18 years ago
Reply to  dinazad

Fuel, sure not a problem at all. You can try to email me via the Posse forum if it’s working or MUA, my nickname is Funkly in both. If that doesn’t work, I’ll be checking the comments on this post again.

dinazad
18 years ago
Reply to  March

Of course! How could I have forgotten TPC!?

Louise
18 years ago

I’m on it. We just happen to be running up to NY early today…Bergdorf just became the first stop on the trip :d/

It sounds so exciting! Good price, large size, un-reformulated.

The big question-what’ll happen to the ebay dealers selling the older Chaos for college-tuition level prices 😮 ?

Nattygold
18 years ago

I ordered Chaos Saturday.I asked if it had been reformulated and was emphatically told No! :d

Catherine
18 years ago

Up until now, I’ve studiously avoided even desiring to sniff this much vaunted fragrance. Oh, dear. I shall wait with baited breath to see if it’s been reformulated or not, then ponder the wisdom of an unsniffed purchase.

Rai
18 years ago

FYI, this is via google –

“In August of 2008, Donna Karan relaunched her discontinued fragrance line from the 1990’s. These include DK Fuel for Men, Signature, Chaos, and Black Cashmere. Four Essence fragrances were also introduced: Lavender, Wenge, Labdanum, and Jasmine. They are available exclusively in the United States at Bergdorf Goodman New York and in England at Harrods Knightsbridge.”

A call to Bergdorf first thing tomorrow is in order, I think!

kathleen
18 years ago

As of now, Chaos & Black Cashmere are on their way to VA. They are 3.4 oz EDP at $85 per. Very reasonable. I had to call back to make sure the rep didn’t say $185, but, no, they are $85. Thank you for posting this info. (I don’t know which of you it was)