The Indoor Garden

Slipper orchid. Cover photo: fragrant cattleya.

My nose is on strike* – allergies? Dry climate? Ancient mummy curse? Who knows. So today you get a brief (well, brief for me) natter about plants. Specifically, houseplants. If that bores you to tears, no worries, please come back again tomorrow.

I moved some succulents cross-country with me in 2021, and gave everything else to the Maine crew. Succulents are the perfect plants for my sunny, arid climate; I could leave for a week or two and know they’d be fine. But over the past year+ the plant family has grown (pun intended) and, well, I’m here to extol their virtues.

When I wake up in the morning, I wander around with my mister (one of those extended-spray skincare micro-mist bottles which is great for my purposes). I check in on everyone, add a little water as needed, make sure they’re getting the right light, adjust accordingly … I’ve discussed this with Musette. It’s very soothing. Very … healing, dare I say, in these parlous times.

It’ll be another couple of months before I can throw myself into outdoor gardening, find out what survived their first winter, do some pruning and a bit of clean-up, and then enjoy sitting and looking at the results of my labors. But my indoor plants are here for me right now, and it’s a moving meditation, caring for them. When I’m watering and fussing and misting and tidying, I’m thinking about them and nothing else. I can watch them send out new leaves while it’s still snowing outside.

Fragrant brassavola orchid hanging in the kitchen window.

We added some orchids to the menagerie after Carolyn mentioned there’s an orchid greenhouse here in the desert (“… wait, what?!?”) so off we went. Then I found some fun apothecary-style lidded jars in the clearance section of HomeGoods so I’m experimenting with terrarium life, adding small moisture-loving plants that I couldn’t grow otherwise. And of course there’s the impulse buys of plants with interesting, variegated foliage which I can’t resist when I spy them in Home Depot or Trader Joe’s.

I counted the houseplants this weekend, out of curiosity. We’re at seventy-something (I kept losing track.) Is that … a lot? Or not really? We’d have more if we had more room, more light, more windows. Good thing I have a plant-loving housemate so we don’t have to hire a plant-sitter unless we both decide to take a trip. But if I needed to hire a plant-sitter, I absolutely would.

Apothecary jar terrariums, Stenorrhynchos orchid in the small Wardian case, and slipper orchid in background.

What does this have to do with fragrance? Well, not much, except: some of them have fragrant flowers or foliage (e.g., the cattleya orchids, scented geraniums, hoyas), and collectively, they make the house smell different. I’m sure it’s partly the moisture. I have humidifiers running like mad, trying to hit a range of 30-40% humidity indoors rather than 10-15%– but it’s also the plants themselves and their loamy soil. It’s lovely.

So, do you have houseplants? A green thumb, or a black one? A burgeoning collection / addiction to any particular type of houseplant? Or are you quite happily plant-free?

*I’ve pretty much been wearing LUSH’s Chelsea Morning the past couple weeks because it’s easy to live with and I can actually smell it, unlike a lot of other fragrances I’ve been trying to sample.

All photos are mine.

 

  • Tom says:

    Very impressed with your green thumb! I could kill the Everglades if you gave them to me for a week. Plus my place is north facing and looks into another building so gets very little light. I don’t mind for myself, but light for plants is sparse. I don’t mind miss that smell of plants- that scent of green growth and soil is lovely.

  • Calrayo says:

    I’m an outdoor plant person but I love having cut flowers indoors. I went big on cosmos and zinnias this year so we’ll see what they do. Every year I add some more daffodil bulbs (I especially like Thalia; the scent is divine) so those will be going soon. I’m in California so spring is almost here already. My iris bed is pretty much fully established now, a few years in. Right now I have a little posy of hyacinth, salvia, and hardy geranium on the table. I’m especially fond of my osmanthus bush – it doesn’t look very impressive, but when it’s in full flower you can smell it halfway down the block.

  • Eldarwen22 says:

    I tried for years with air plants but I can’t keep one alive more than 6 months. So I gave up on gardening because if I can’t keep an air plant alive, then I have no buisness gardening.

  • Portia says:

    Hey March,
    LOVE houseplants, and balcony plants. Have to keep my selection pretty small because Jin is a plant murderer. He only needs to look sideways at one and it’s going brown.
    A couple I really love are a rose that my BFFs Mum gave me before she died and a bunch of zygocactus that were on the window sill in the family home that I’ve kept going now for 24 years since Mum died. Also a bunch of Spathiphyllum from the same sill.
    Portia xx

  • Dina C. says:

    Wow March! I’m seriously impressed with your green thumb. I’ve never been able to keep a single houseplant alive. My hubby has a large peace plant called Herman and a rhododendron in his home office, but I don’t touch them. Keep my death fingers away! I do all the outdoor yard work, and have much better luck there. Benign neglect is my friend. I have 3 David Austin rose bushes that I tend, some bulbs, some perennials. I love the sound of your morning plant ritual — very zen and nurturing.

  • Musette says:

    That slipper orchid is DIVINE!
    You know every room in my house has plants but, other than the orchids ( dendros) they’re all on Winter Holiday so my house hovers at 40-45% humidity

    Except now…. Well… there’s an insane collection of… HOUSEPLANTS AND SUCCULENTS!
    Hmmm… wonder who’s to blame for that?