When Tech Attacks!!!

Old Orchard Mall doesn’t have a bonus T Rex — but it SHOULD.

My darling Posse! I was at Old Orchard Shopping Mall on the North Shore yesterday, doing some retail therapy… and I was going to tell you allll about it – but everything !!! Every Single Device!!! has turned on me like a serpent and it’s Just Too Much!

Case in point: in order to type this out on my phone I have to sit at this goofy angle at my dining room table and … pray for a decent signal. O! The Humanity!!!

It’s so ridiculous that it’s actually kinda funny – kinda. Luckily (or maybe not) I don’t have a project in- house right now so…

Anyhoo – when things sort themselves out I’ll be back with some decent reviews of what I sniffed! Including Hermes Barenua, which I didn’t even know existed!

I also had a bizarro experience with an eye cream product from a line called Voupre. The ‘experience’ was the insane Canal Street style pricing! From $1500 down to $200!!

Curious (because it’s not typical of a higher end mall like Old Orchard to countenance that type of business) I checked out the product – and then March sent me a link to the New Mexico AG going after a spa for shockingly deceptive pricing…

Even worse?? ( okay, maybe not ‘worse’ – the $$$ scam is… stunning)… if the raft of comments are correct, the stuff they put under your eye?  NOT THE SAME PRODUCT!! as what you’re purchasing!!  That stuff? Apparently Doesn’t Work!!!

Luckily I didn’t purchase.

… but now?  NOW I want to know what product they ‘are’ using!

So it’s The Hunt for Eyebag Tightening!  March thinks it might be StriVectin or Dr Brandt. I’m going to check out both – will report back.

If you have any undereye (or brow) lift suggestions, please let me know in comments!  This stuff SNATCHED me! And I loved it. Took 10 years off my face!  I WANNA!!!

Images via Pexels (hehe I got to choose the images since Mercury has apparently retrograded all over Musette’s technology — March)

  • Dina C. says:

    I’m keen to know what works cause puffy eye bags run in my dad’s side of the family, and boy do I ever have them! I always look tired, even when I’m not. I’m using The Inky List caffeine eye cream right now, and it’s not making a bit of difference. Don’t waste your money on it.

  • alityke says:

    I am absolutely no use for tech it eye creams but $1500 dollars would get you some of the salmon sperm treatment that has clinical studies vouching for it. It would deffo pay for brow lift Botox

  • cinnamon says:

    Do you take folic acid? I came up deficient on a blood test so they gave me a million times the normal dose and my dark under eye circle started to recede after about two weeks. Now, I’m taking ‘just’ double the normal dose, 800ug/day, and things continue to be better.

  • March says:

    I have Strivectin which I use when my eyebags are super inflated. I got a deal on it on FragranceNet (?) and not sure I’ll repurchase, but I’m interested in trying the Dr. Brandt which I think is a squidge cheaper.

  • Tom says:

    As long as your phone doesn’t start typing out “Why don’t you get out of here, Finchley?” I think you’re okay.

  • Maya says:

    Seems things have been interesting for you lately! I hope you get back to normal soon. No undereye or browlift cream suggestions here. I can tell you that I bought StriVectin a few years ago, used it all up, and it did nothing, nada, zilch, nichts. I couldn’t even convince myself it was having a placebo effect. 😉