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As Faithful as I’ll Ever be? (Patty)

Patty 33 Comments

I took one perfume with me on my trip. It’s one I’ve been yapping about off and on for months, and that I keep putting on. Most of you can probably guess it, but I’ll give the person who guesses… Continue Reading →

Didn’t see that one Coming

Patty 29 Comments

I’ve been staring at the sweaty armpit that’s on my finger for the last 30 minutes trying to figure out what the hell happened and will it ever turn into something besides a body builder’s hair armpit fresh from the… Continue Reading →