I spend enough time looking at YouTube that the algorithm offers me weird and wonderful videos relating to my search history.
Recently, however, I’ve been offered some really out-there ones, with very few views, of people’s ‘journeys’ to ‘score’ Hermes Birkin or Kelly ‘Quota’ bags. I think this is a result of looking at the Vogue ‘What’s in my bag?’ series and interesting much, much lower-priced bag videos (current obsession is Atelier de Lumen, which I believe is a South Korean brand). (A Quota bag relates to being allowed to buy a Birkin or Kelly – finally, finally, according to these people – via 1) having a friendly Hermes customer service rep and 2) spending a lot on other Hermes items. Obviously, if you’re Beyonce, you don’t have to wait.)
Anyway, this all led me to think that I, the Posse’s own cinnamon, should do a What’s in my bag? post for your delectation and reading pleasure.
I will say that if someone were to drop a black Kelly in front of my door anonymously, I wouldn’t say no, but boy are these silly money. Like one basic bag is the cost of a number of holidays, and I’m not talking just two; it is more than my last car cost; it’s way more than the diamond studs (see last week’s post) I hanker after.
But I digress.
It used to be you only saw the Vogue videos, which are amusing and engaging. Now, everyone and their whatever thinks they can make a watchable video of what they carry around – which is simply not the case. One of my favourite Vogue ones is Hermione from Harry Potter (Emma Watson, but I think of her as Hermione) who is intelligent, amusing, well-spoken, etc. The problem with your vague fashion boy or girl doing said video is that they are decidedly not any of these characteristics – and, boy, do they carry a lot of rubbish around with them. (Small related digression: one vlogger I really like – she’s Japanese and the series is called Grown – did one of these and even hers was boring. It was a short segment in an otherwise fascinating vlog.)
But, hopefully, I can be relatively amusing about what I carry round on a given day.
The bag I am using currently was purchased mostly for the colour. In the past, particularly when I lived in NYC, I used black bags … because NY, finance. I have a beautiful but not terribly practical red bag bought years ago that used to be my going-to-New York bag when I went to the city once a year. This is a handbag only – no shoulder strap – and I once left it in the waiting area of a London airport, only realising I didn’t have it at the end of the jetway. Big zoom back. There it sat. No one had picked it up, thank goodness, as it had the passports, plane tickets (I had the boarding passes in my hand), wallet, phone, keys to my father’s apartment …
I also have a black evening bag I haven’t used in decades (having nowhere fancy to go in the evening) which is beautiful and was purchased at some chi chi store on Madison Avenue. This was before mobile phones. The only size it would take is an old Nokia clamshell.
Anyway, the current bag love, as noted, is olive green. Seriously, I never would have looked twice at this 10 years ago. Like the shape and it holds the things I usually need for running around (see here). And clearly it has both hand and shoulder straps so I’m much less likely to leave it somewhere.
I don’t haul my life around — and even when I needed a bigger bag for work it didn’t contain the kitchen sink.
So, what I do carry (starting from top left and moving down and to the right, and then down etc).
1) A cloth bag for shopping. Ugly as sin but weighs nothing and holds A LOT.
2) Wallet. Small – I cannot do big wallets.
3) iPhone. Small, old, needs to be charged almost daily. Works fine. (Place holder note in picture as, of course, phone is used for pic.)
4) Small Rhodia notebook. I write myself notes all over the place – in the notes function on my phone, iPad or laptop – which are at least synced; in my Filofax; in several notebooks (there’s also a bigger red Rhodia that went to Europe last year). Sometimes I try and systematise this but doesn’t last for long. I just to have to look in X, Y and Z until I find the note I need (eg, I write ideas for blog posts and even lines of text – I am not a coherent writer / I can edit other people’s prose and did for over 40 years but ask me to write more than a short piece and I dissolve into a puddle).
5) Zip pouch with mirror, lip balm (my lips get chapped easily), a pen and a lipstick, the only makeup I walk around with. Otherwise (mascara, base, etc) I do stuff at home and it has to last.
6) Eye glass cleaning pad.
7) Mask and isopropyl alcohol spray (instead of commercial hand sanitiser). Yes, I’m still doing that – and sometimes I have this deep desire to spray other people.
8) Bits of miscellaneous necessaries.
In the picture it’s all so banal, mundane. I guess that is why in the Vogue segments they want people who carry round weird and mysterious things. Do you do that – carry around something really surprising?
I do not carry perfume samples with me. I know, sacrilege. Like makeup, that gets done at home and it’s meant to last. Sometimes – shock, horror – I go out commando, but this is usually because either I plan to sample that day or I have an appointment where perfume would make others twitchy.
I don’t have bag charms and don’t (yet) tie scarves around handles; I don’t generally carry a big water bottle; I don’t bring a book unless I’m looking at a significant train etc journey or expecting to sit and wait somewhere for a longer period (otherwise, I read on the phone or stare vaguely at whatever is happening around me – people are fascinating; people with dogs are more fascinating). One thing that is on the eventual to buy list is AirPods for listening to things – or just tuning out the guy in the café yacking to his mates about indescribable things.
Does any of this jibe with you, make you go ‘yes, that’s me’? What sort of bag do you use on a regular basis (handbag, backpack?), and what’s in it? Are you a bag collector, like with shoes or perfume or books? Do you just stuff things in your pockets and be done with it?
Pics: mine and Pexels
I have 2 Coach purses that I did buy years back when my bank account was much more flush with cash. And that was at least 15 years ago. My smaller bag holds my wallet, 2 lipsticks, 1 lip liner, mascara, cellphone, my iPod and whatever my perfume of the day is. I am still salty that Apple decided to discontinue the iPod line up since I refuse to go from a Galaxy to iPhone. But I have to say that spending more than $100 to $200 on a purse is pretty dumb but I don’t have Bill Gates money and I would rather save fun money for perfume and lip stick.
OMFloyd! There’s not enough bandwidth for me to discuss my handbag collection. All of my bags are structured because I am a Very Structured Person when it comes to fashion. My only Hermes is my beloved Bombay (DOCTOR Bombay to you 😉 in Putty Clemence. I only use it for City visits and it’s not really very practical but I do love it. I’m ogling a Garden Party dupe (gasp!) because I absolutely love that shape but for that kind of money I could buy a new seating area for my new back porch (or the damb porch, for that matter) and Hermes frequently gets on my nerves
I used to collect Lambertson Truex bags and still have a couple of them but again, not practical. I carry a LOT of stuff because nearly everywhere I go is now via car (local) with parking lots, etc… so I don’t think about it.
Currently in residence in my Mulberry Bayswater:
Wallet (a gorgeous Kelly green intrecciato)
Phone
Charger bag (because I simply cannot work out without my earbuds, etc)
cosmetic bag (full of ridiculous stuff)
Notebook
Magnetic flap vinyl envelope that … dunno
Checkbook (yes, Virginia, occasionally I still write checks)
About 6 pens (including my fountain pen in a case because Fountain Pens Leak), 2 pencils and a Van Gogh ‘earaser’
small sketchpad
a bag of pecans
a bag of mango gummy candies (yum!)
Both my old and current password books (tech appt)
A dark chocolate bar for nibbling
…and now I feel the need to clean this thing out!
Oh! I do use Twillys for leather handles, especially in Summer – but I can’t be bothered to spend ridiculous $$$ for a strip of silk, so I get them in bulk in interesting designs (not particularly interested in trying to mimic Hermes). And I do have bag charms. One of them is a rhinestone Eiffel Tower and a pair of dentures. The other has a little cartoon T-Rex… because.
I have various bags but don’t often carry them. When I was at my old job I had one for gym clothes (I’d stop on the way home) and have many canvas shopping bags that I invariably forget to take to the market. I keep my phone, wallet, and keys in my pocket but depending on what I’m going to be doing will carry a bag (that zips, I’m paranoid) that will have charger, iPad, sunscreen, water bottle, etc. the bad thing is that I find I will fill up a bag then convince myself I just need to carry a bigger bag. ‘Cause I might need that ball gown, cappuccino maker, or engine block from a ‘72 Coupe de Ville.
Or license plates, which I carried out of the DMV in my Fendi! And you KNOW I could fit a ball gown in one of my bags. You know it!
I have several handbags, some going back to my college and career years. I’ve kept them safely in a giant antique steamer trunk, so they’re still in good shape. No high-end bags here. Just mid range and no-name stuff. I carry an inhaler and an epi pen always, so there’s no way I could get on board with the micro bag trend — that was ridiculous. I also like a small wallet, and also carry no scents and minimal makeup with me. Must have tissues, post-it note pad, pen, sunglasses, hand sanitizer, ear plugs, phone and keys.
Okay wait, what is the brand of your olive bag? It’s gorgeous. I wouldn’t kick a Birkin out of bed but I think they’re silly and definitely not worth the $. I have a whole wardrobe of bags, very similar in style (medium-large, soft shoulder bags) but in a rainbow of colors. I carry a bag organizer and pop it into whichever bag I’m carrying that day. I’m not one of those people who fills up whatever bag I’m using (which is good) but post-kid I’ve never moved on from wanting to be able to shove my sweater/shawl, water bottle, drugstore purchases, etc. into my bag if needed so I don’t set them down and forget them.
You’re the one who got me into using bag organizers! I love them! Of course, I ‘am’ one of those people who can fill up a bag in a nanosecond, so in addition to what’s in the organizer there’s all the stuff that is AROUND (and under) the organizer.
Sigh.
Hey Cinnamon,
I’ve become my mother and have a backpack that is choc-a-block of maybe. Maybe I’ll do a post about it and give you a laugh. I really don’t do minimalism at any point in my life.
Portia xx
And I, my darling Portia, am forever grateful that you do not! The world needs more maximalism, imo.
HA! We are tribe Musette
I have to say what I carry in my bag and what type of bag I carry, is almost identical to your post. Also, I am in total agreement with everything you said in your post. For all of the winter, I have been carrying a small black Kate Spade bag, which I have owed for quite a few years, even though I have at least five or six other very nice bags, including a couple of vintage Chanels. The Kate Spade works for me even though it doesn’t hold much.
Mine will include my diabetic meds, antihistamines & pain relief, pen, poop bags, dog snacks, tissues, hand sanitizer, hand cream, keys, purse (wallet), a couple of sweets for hypos, phone & the Ordinary Lip Balm as must haves.
Rarely in there are a Kindle, fragrance & lippie, usually Mac or Clinique. That’s about it.
My bags are now smallish & have pockets for organisation. I served my time with enormous bags when I worked across hospital sites for two of the largest NHS Trusts in the UK. Lugging various tech, umbrellas, uniforms, files etc with me.