Marina has tagged March and me both to list five weird or odd things about ourselves. This shouldn’t take long, I could be past five easy. 1. I happily drive my son to school in my pajamas and robe if I don’t have to go to the office that day. 2. Desserts do not survive [...]

Since Patty´s working this week, I feel it´s my job to keep you up to date on celebrity developments. So: Karl Lagerfeld, the Chanel designer, said of Kimora Lee Simmons, “This girl represents the nineties.” – newyorkmetro.com I couldn´t agree more, Karl. Here is her Perfume, Baby Phat Goddess: Just as The Manolo has his [...]

This is the time of year for orange scents. While they seem like they´d be more appropriate for the summer months, the truth is that they´re often too heady in our summer heat and humidity, and they tend to attract bees. This isn´t a problem in February, when I´m looking for a little ray of [...]

Bad Girl Perfumes… everyone has one or more, the ones they go to when they want to feel sexy, desirable, vampish, or just to go with their Dominatrix outfit. In honor of Valentine´s Day, we bring you the Spank Me Collection, personally endorsed by Patty and March. If you want to Get Lucky tonight, we [...]

Paris Hilton Wanted For Mother Teresa Role March, sorry to sit on top of your lovely post, but this horrific bit of news could not be ignored. Director scouting for suitable actress to play the title role on his film about Mother Teresa casts his eyes on the slut saintly Paris Hilton. Yes, THAT Paris [...]