Malan’s auffing this week just broke my heart on Project Runway this week. Yeah, he designed a dress that really didn’t work. Even Miss USA can’t pull off a ruched bodice. Nicole Richie can’t pull off a ruched bodice. Someone with a sucking chest wound can’t pull of a ruched bodice. What the hell was he thinking? Were the instructions unclear? Nope. Miss USA specifically told him she wanted to minimize her bustline. Ruched? Setting a neon sign on her shoulder pointing to her chest with the flashing word BOOBIES would have been less obvious. What really makes me mad, though, is I have been robbed of some of the best potential entertainment this season was going to offer — from his accent to his post-Grandpa Munster look — he was a giggling treasure trove of Malan’isms. Instead he gets sent home, sad eyed and lonely (if you saw his goodbye message, it would make you weep), and we now have to put up with the whining horror show named Angela. Gak, she should have gone home.
Malan should have known, when TimGunn 2.0 uttered “It’s looking kind of heavy, like a big log” that he was on the wroooong track.
Best exchange of the night, from the winners, Kayne and Robert. Kayne: “We bought 4 million gross of rhinestones. We will put them on until our fingernails bleed.” Robert: “She’s a beauty queen, not a disco ball.” Love ya, mean it!
The winning dress was stunning. This picture doesn’t do it justice. Go to the Project Runway website and see for yourself in more clear pictures. Better yet, WATCH THE SERIES!!! Criminy, this is television at its most entertaining and every girl worthy of the name should be watching it. The fashion, the cat fights, the blaming, the tears.
Leaving for vacation tomorrow for a week, and I am now contemplating the fragrances I should take. It is a week on the beach in North Carolina. Right now I am contemplating taking Bond Fire Island, Osmanthe Yunnan, PG Jardins de Kerylos, Eva and Yuzu Rouge.
Anything else y’all think I should be taking? You’ve got the rest of the day to convince me to take something else!