Hello, darlings – it’s me again. Daphne. I’m terribly sorry to report that March is out faffing about in an undisclosed location, where she’s being forced to consume a variety of bourbons (for educational purposes, poppets). Also, I’m … well, I’m a bit shocked by this, but I saw her eat fried chicken, Maryland crab cakes and steamed, spiced shrimp for dinner. In a single meal. I did tell her that Posh er, Victoria and I will have to stage an intervention, because she’ll never fit into size 00s if she keeps on like that! Her mouth was too full of Parker House roll for me to understand her response, but I think she told me to get stuffed.
She’s now passed out on the sofa, so I’ve had to step in. Let’s have a giveaway, shall we? Try to make things right? Today we’re giving away a 1.7oz bottle of Chanel Chance Eau Tendre, absolutely free, to one lucky commenter!* Winner will be drawn using random.org. Also, and my sincerest apologies for this, but the winner must be a resident of the United States. Given recent security alerts, overseas mailing of contraband perfume from the D.C. area is a pain. Winner (Carter) has been selected and announced, contest is closed. Thanks to everyone who commented.
With any luck, March will put down the drumstick, wipe the Old Bay seasoning off her greasy fingers and pull herself together by Wednesday. We can all hope. Until then – as March would say, smell good but don’t be good. Cheers.
* The fine print — March will contact you through your email address, which you type in before you comment. If your address is incorrect, if you fail to respond within a week, or if the package gets lost in the mail — there will be no additional/alternate compensation.