Beth, I Hear You Calling

KISS to release perfume line

Now the veteran rockers are stepping away from fridge magnets and belt buckles to offer a far sexier product with their new line of seductive scents.
According to frontman PAUL STANLEY, the range will live up to Kiss’ wild reputation – he claims the line is “Unrepentantly sexy, and a little naughty”.

kiss.jpg If they can make a perfume that smells like “Beth,” I would be all in favor of their fragrance endeavor. I loved that song, still do, it was the perfect love ballad. I hope Taylor or Ace sings it in “American Idol” this year. So is Ace totally hot or what? ::::::swoon::::: If I was 20 years or so younger, I’d be throwing my panties on the stage with me in them.

In honor of K.I.S.S’ embarcation on the Great Ship Perfume, and the impending spring, I offer up this, and I dare you not to hum along and not see yourself driving down a California highway in a convertible or at a kegger on a hot summer night. And a picture of Ace too, can’t forget that.

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Beth I hear you calling
But I can’t come home right now
Me and the boys are playing
And we just can’t find the sound

Just a few more hours
And I’ll be right home to you
I think I hear them calling
Oh Beth what can I do
Beth what can I do

You say you feel so empty
That our house just ain’t our home
I’m always somewhere else
And you’re always there alone

Just a few more hours
And I’ll be right home to you
I think I hear them calling
Oh Beth what can I do
Beth what can I do

Beth I know you’re lonely
And I hope you’ll be alright
‘Cos me and the boys will be playing all night

  • gingele says:

    Rush – Permanent Waves, Moving Pictures, Signals
    Asia – Asia
    Journey – Escape
    Kiss – Destroyer
    Saturday Night Fever soundtrack (!)
    REO Speedwagon – Hi Infidelity

    (shotguns a semi-warm Busch)

  • Patty says:

    Wake up every morning and take the 6:15 into the city.

    Loved BTO and the Eagles and Foghat and LS and H &O and Loggins and Messina and Jefferson Airplane and Starship. KC and The Sunshine Band? NFW, blew, yuck.

    I’ll take you up on the PBR, though. I gave away my vinyl a few years ago to a guy that came to repair the hot tub. He loved vinyl, and we didn’t have a player anymore, and he took every last one.

    I kinda miss the Gap Band one, though. Dropped the Bomb on me, Baby. ah, ah-ah.

  • marchlion says:

    Foghat.
    The Eagles. Hotel California…
    Bachman Turner Overdrive.
    Lynyrd Skynyrd.
    KC and the Sunshine Band
    Hall and Oates
    Jefferson Airplane
    Jefferson Starship

    I am so embarrassed. I am pretty sure I own at least one album from each. Come over and we’ll drink some PBR and listen. Which reminds me…

  • Patty says:

    It’s all about the vinyl, baby! ūüôā

    My favorite album of all time, just peppy and fun, and we could all sing to it full tilt was Nazareth’s Razzamatazz. Can’t seem to find it anywhere now, and the few track I have found just don’t sound the same without that scratchy vinyl whisper.

  • gingele says:

    Patty, what gave it away? My undying adoration for Peter Criss or my reference to an “album”?

    And yes, I agree, you must interview Kimora. Just watch yourself if Russel is around.

  • Patty says:

    March, we need to score an interview with someone. I still think Kimora is it, honestly. And the time is ripe now that she’s nominated for a Fifi. Who do you supposed does those noms?

    Gene Simmons is definitely an asshat, Katie, but I’ll still take a sniff and hope it’s good anyway.

  • Patty says:

    Amy, you’re dating yourself. ūüôā I remember I had a moment, when I was a grown woman with children, when I first saw Jon Bon Jovi and had a teenager crush attack for about 30 minutes. It was embarrassing.

  • Patty says:

    A pox on fruity florals, Victoria, I agree. I’m getting pretty over them, even though Summer is Coming. As long as they don’t slap a picture of Gene Simmons’ tongue on the bottle, I’ll be good with it.

  • marchlion says:

    Peter Criss. Hands Down. I flick my Bic to his beauty.

    Although Katie is right, I read the interview NST posted with Gene Simmons. What a jerk.

  • Katie says:

    Eh, I refuse to care. Kiss is more of a corporation than an actual band. Also, Gene Simmons is one of the creepiest and biggest asshats I have ever met, and I refuse to do anything that will put money in his pocket.

  • gingele says:

    I love Peter Criss. XOXOXOXOXO

    I think I still have his single album around here somewhere…..

  • Victoria says:

    Now, that is the celebrity perfume that sounds like it could be very interesting. But if it is going to be yet another fruity-floral, I will be very disappointed!