Howdy, pardners! Hello, everyone! Mother Mary Bossypants Anita has assured me that all inappropriate language on my part will be edited out, so this is posted via her, because Patty switched something and DNS login delete Google Chrome blah blah look squirrel!
So, we all survived Sandy, right? Must be time for ….. Swapmania! In the past you have informed me that Thanksgiving weekend is not good, so I, March the Maleficent, decree that we’re going to swap TWO weekends from now, November 16th going through the weekend! I know it was scheduled for today but we’re putting it off a bit so people can recover from the hurricane. Here’s your chance to unload all your unloved perfumes you bought after Anita and Patty lied to you in a review about how great they are. Also, in the past folks have swapped for all sorts of random things, including tea, chocolate, hand-knit scarves…. I think Patty’s holding out for elf slippers, but you know she has a great stash, right?
So start going through your closets and drawers (see image above for guidance), cataloging your misfortunes, because all that is about to change! You’re going to swap them away and get something less heinous wonderful in return!
If you are a lurking newbie and you have no idea what I am talking about, here is a link to the last Swapmania. Basically, you list your perfumes and somebody offers something for it. It’s just that simple. And insane.
See you November 16th!!!!
Patty – can I just say how damn happy I am that March the Maleficent showed up to handle this swapping thing? I had no idea that most people like a week or two to decide what to swap and to plan out their strategy – the whole planning concept is foreign. Y’all are in competent hands now, thank heavens!
But I’m still going to try and work a swap for some crocheted elf slippers. The ones I’d really like look like these, but whoever put out the pattern for them has disappeared. If some clever person could whip up something like this, you could make a fortune selling them, and I’d make the swap of a lifetime to get some.
March’s reply — do you see how P snuck on here and added her weird fantasy? The nerve! Also she kills me, I was talking to her last night and she was …. what? Pickling vegetables? Bedazzling something? Making her own paper? Here I am trying to find time to brush my teeth. Anyway, I’m a freak and told her FOLKS NEED TIME TO PLAN. Also those elf slippers make me laugh so hard, fingers crossed somebody knits them for her.
Mother Mary Bossypants Anita sez: ROFLaughing in my Bossy Li’l Habit over here at the thought of PATTY knitting those damn slippers. Somebody? C’mon! Help this gal OUT! This is PATTY we’re talking ’bout here. Can you just IMAGINE the stuff she can swap? This is like me swapping with Laurence Graff. Or Pierre Herme. Or.. ..well you get the idea.