Down the rabbit hole: Charlie by Revlon

The 70’s were known for heavy-hitting fragrances: Opium, Cinnabar and Halston pop to mind immediately, but even “lighter” scents Like Anais Anais or Diorella were, by comparison to the 90’s trend of “eaux d’eau” (Eaux dear, bad fwehnch!) pretty in-your-face. For the men, there was the debut of Pierre Cardin, with his suggestive bottle, and heavily advertised oldsters like English Leather, Old Spice, or Hai Karate.

 

Into this mix Revlon decided to debut Charlie. Launched in 1973 and named after Revlon founder Charles Revson, it debuted with kicky TV ad campaign starring model Shelley Hack as the “Charlie Girl” bopping around a fantasy New York City, parking her Packard before wowing everybody at the “Carlyle” while Bobby Short sang her praises or zipping down the Seine on her motorboat on the way to being hoisted onto Mel Tormé’s piano.

They even had a Western themed one where the very Connecticut Shelley looks very cotillion as she cavorts with the cowboys.

 

Charlie sold like crack.

Eventually, as will happen with all things, it started to go a little wonky. Miss Hack was conscripted to TV’s “Charlie’s Angels” in a move that in retrospect wasn’t as disastrous as remembered (reruns are all over the place) but after hiring her it was clear that the producers had no idea what to do with this willowy, angular, WASP-y girl and her willowy, angular, WASP-y performing style (Woody Allen got better out of her in 3 minutes than Aaron Spelling did in a whole season, but then Woody didn’t make her pretend to be psychic while wearing a pirate’s costume- or was that Cheryl Ladd?)

In the 80’s the TV commercials kept coming: Shelley was out, but Sharon Stone was in. Long before she was beating up Arnold she was cavorting around LA in her outfits and T-Bird the color of Jordan Almonds, luring a random guy from Tail O the Pup to her hillside white-box house, so she could playfully push him and his Jordan Almond-colored polo shirt into the pool. Unlike Shelly, Sharon never sprays the perfume anywhere near her spiral-permed mullet, but does grin at the camera as if to say “They’re paying me to do this, but not enough to look like I mean it.”

 

The 90’s saw a commercial with Cindy Crawford and Little Richard, where I believe none of Miss Crawford’s singing was dubbed. Nor, sadly was her dancing. But Cindy would do worse later with her ad for the Cadillac Catera, a $2 million dollar boondoggle that saw her dressed in what Adweek called ”Princess Cindy’s Wilma-Flintstone-as-dominatrix get-up” while playing to a cartoon duck.

 

The later years also saw so many flankers to the original Charlie that I can’t even. Let’s just say that if there’s a Charlie Creamsicle or Charlie Chopped Liver, I wouldn’t be surprised.

So what, after all this, does it smell like? Well, I read that flanker Charlie Blue was actually the original, or as close to it as you’re going to get and short of going back in time and hitting Dillards I don’t think a 70’s bottle could possible have survived intact. Wikiredia states: “Charlie is classified as a floral–aldehyde fragrance. It is composed of citrus, bergamot, hyacinth, green leaf, tarragon, peach, and aldehyde top notes, cyclamen, carnation, orris root, lily of the valley, jasmine and rose middle notes, and sandalwood, musk, vanilla, oakmoss, and cedar base notes” and that pretty much sums it up. It starts (and this is the “blue” mind you) with a burst of aldehydes and hyacinth followed by greens (including a faint and faintly disturbing pickle note) and that powdery, skin musk drydown that may read to the youth of today as the opposite of “kinda free, kinda now..”. Do I crave it? No. Would I wear it? It were a little more gladioli and a little less gherkin in the middle, maybe. Nobody is going to burst into Cole Porter when my no longer willowy, angular carcass saunters by wearing this, unless it’s “In the Morning, No” and in protest. But hey, it’s $7 and perhaps some willowy, angular teen out there would love it.

Just please don’t bring back the spiral perm.. 

At least a few of the truly dizzying number of Charlie flankers are available out there on the interwebs at various e-tailers. The original is out there if you’re willing to pay serious money for it. I paid frivolous money for my bottle of Charlie Blue on eBay Photo of the bottle is mine.

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Dina C.
4 years ago

My daughter got a tiny hand-me-down bottle of Charlie blue from a grandmother when she was little, that she eventually shifted over to me when it only had a couple drops left in it. I wore it out of curiosity — not too bad. Since I like aldehydes, and green notes, I wasn’t put off by it. I certainly remember the pseudo-glamorous commercials of the 70s and 80s. I was more of a Revlon Jontue girl and used up dozens of bottles of that stuff, a romantic, powdery, tuberose floral.

Tom
4 years ago
Reply to  Dina C.

Well, I love tuberose so I likely would love Jontue.

Maya
4 years ago
Reply to  Tom

I’m with Dina. I wore a lot of Jontue also. Absolutely loved it!

Tom
4 years ago
Reply to  Maya

Tuberose is always a fave for me.

Maya
4 years ago

I thought the original Charlie was nice but didn’t buy it. A few years ago I bought a bunch of 80’s mini perfumes which included Charlie. Last December I moved to the Midwest and Charlie leaked. While cleaning up the mess, I got it all over my hands. Could not wash it off and reeked of it for the whole day. Not pleasant. It’s definitely a perfume of it’s time.

Tom
4 years ago
Reply to  Maya

Yes, but think of some of other 70’s perfumes that could have happened with- could have been a lot worse..

ElizaC
4 years ago

The first and only time I sampled Charlie – I accidentally sprayed it directly into my mouth! I have no idea what it was like worn correctly but it was certainly intense to eat! In the 70s I had a lovely sample bottle of Maja and then moved onto Cinnabar.

4 years ago

Wow what a blast from the past! I remember Shelley’s satiny jumpsuit from the first ad but not the others. I had a bottle of Charlie in high school but have no memory of how it smelled, but I do remember my spiral perm, the only perm I’ve had in my life. Yikes.

Admin
4 years ago

The pickle note! Almost makes me want to search it out. Almost. I was drenched in Love’s Baby Soft or some Avon floral water type thing … these were all way too sophisticated-smelling (read: green/aldehydic) for me. Thanks for the walk down memory lane!

Gina T.
4 years ago

Why would a bottle not have survived intact from the 70s? I have hundreds of vintages from that era and older back to the 20s-50s that are perfectly fine and wearable.

Editor
4 years ago

WHAT!! Please bring the spiral perm back. I loved it so much.
Charlie? My mate Scott loves it but I can’t even remember what it smells like.
LOVED those ads Tom
Portia xx

Admin
4 years ago
Reply to  Portia

I had a spiral perm! I looked like a poodle (with terrible bangs, of course.) I thought I looked amazing.

Editor
4 years ago
Reply to  March

I bet you DID look amazing March.

Editor
4 years ago
Reply to  Tom

HA! The pickles make it sound VERY interesting.
Remember you and Matthew introduced me to Jewish Deli Pickles. Life changing moment.
Portia xx

Admin
4 years ago
Reply to  Portia

those pickles are phenomenal!

I did not wear Charlie. I wore Coty Elan. Similar smell. Fabulous little bottle! xoxoxo

cinnamon
4 years ago

Oh, Tom, the memories… Mine was Opium. Wish I still had an old bottle. And I vaguely recall the Hai-Karate ads being terrible in that ‘70s way. Def would not be shown now.

MMKinPA
4 years ago

I remember the Shelley Hack commercials, but not the later ones. Don’t remember the perfume, although I suppose I sniffed a tester in the drugstore when I was a kid. The perfume commercial I remember the most – the Enjoli “bring home the bacon” ad.

Admin
4 years ago
Reply to  MMKinPA

Enjoli omg … I now have that song stuck in my head, at least the way I remember it, cuz I’m a WOOOOOOOMAAAAANNNN. Don’t remember what it smells like though!

Alityke
4 years ago

I was of an age in the 70s to have been Charlie’s target audience. Not something I was impressed with even as a teenager. Fidji & Cachet we’re better & the same money back then

Admin
4 years ago
Reply to  Alityke

Fidji! I loved it … funny, googling it, it’s clearly another green meanie, but I remember it being more a white floral? A friend’s mom wore it and I thought she smelled amazing.

Alityke
4 years ago
Reply to  Tom

And I have!

Alityke
4 years ago
Reply to  March

I remember Fidji as green & white floral. Almost in the style of curren No 19. Green opening morphing into pretty white floral rather than hyacinth & narcissus. Todays version bears no resemblance.