How to be a Vicious Perfume Critic — by Katie, March and Patty.
I was going to do a review of the brand new Armani foundation today, but I just can’t, this is too pressing. Katie at Scentzilla and March and me were asked to do some quick impressions of celebrity scents for an AP article. You can go read it. I’ll wait for you to come back. No, go, you have to read it first.
My confession is two-fold: First, I knew the stuff March had said about the ones she got, and I was truly trying to be a little bit nicer on the couple that I did. Second, the Moi by Miss Piggy was on a card that came in the mail, and I’m not really sure I got the full flavor of it. It smelled okay, just little girlish, but if I’m wrong and it smells like moldy candy, it’s not my fault, I claim faulty original sniffage.
However, after reading the full article, I feel like the inferior mean girl of the Mean Girls. I give you two examples:
“Intimately Beckham is the ideal fragrance for those wanting to smell how Posh usually looks — like an aging European porn star attempting to class it up with excessive tanning and Botox,” from Katie.
It’s got the wildly popular fruity floral accord, a very girly scent that distinguishes itself by being more or less indistinguishable from its peers. I couldn’t pick it out of a lineup. That said, it smells OK. … Imagine Froot Loops with a little booze kick.” from March.
You should stop laughing, and so should I. Y’all have a great weekend!