OW!

Poor Tom!

 

 

 

I Got Nothin’

 

I had one of those annoying injuries (back, from changing the Sparkletts bottle; why won’t Californians drink tap?) and the only thing I can smell on myself is the scented Aspercreme capiscum gel that is allowing me to walk upright.  So no perfume review for this week.  I will review the gel: very effective in delivering heat with a “nice clean” smell that’s an eye-watering eucalyptus.  But as I mentioned, I can stand upright and use the clutch on the car without whimpering.  I hope by the weekend to be back in the saddle.

 

So remember to lift from your knees and if you have a really nice smelling medicine tip, let me know in the comments.

 

Don’t forget:  SWAPMANIA!!!  COMING TO A POSSE NEAR YOU!  TOMORROW!

 

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Winifrieda
15 years ago

Oh its dreadful; mine’s gone too from trying to fix my creek fences after the floods…I just take some sort of anti-arthritis med – Australian brand names would probably be no great help – the anti inflammatory thing to get the muscle spasm to unlock – then I just lie down flat. I think from my days as an ameteur masseuse that the main benefit of liniments is in the actual pressure on knotted muscles as its rubbed in relaxes the knots and allows realignment…but a slipped disc or torn ligament is a medical issue…and a real bummer.
Hope for a speedy recovery!

HemlockSillage
15 years ago

Oh, so sorry to hear about your injury. Hope you feel better soon. I don’t have any recommendations for linaments. I did love the smell of Tiger Balm so much, that I bought a FB of Heeley’s Esprit du Tigre. It’s my go to scent when I feel tired, but have to go on, regardless. Comforting and invigorating at the same time.

Silly water story–neighbor’s child was visiting, and asked my brother for some water. He grabbed a glass, some ice, and tap water. The child looked at him aghast, and said, “why do I get sink water?” He couldn’t imagine drinking from the tap. My brother explained we only use bottled water for trips, lunches, etc. Now we all laugh about drinking sink water! Be well, soon!

15 years ago

Though it will not be of any use to your back, since it is an antiseptic and styptic, Friar’s Balsam is a medication that smells sublime; it is a tincture of benzoin and styrax, both of which are used in the base notes of oriental perfumes, and so it smells dark and molasses-sweet and gorgeous.

Good luck with your back. They can be hell.

15 years ago
Reply to  pyramus

I might just pick some of that up for the psychological benefits..

Teri
15 years ago

Huge fan of Mobigesic. It’s a pill, not a salve. I travel a lot for work and all the strange beds in strange places and blasting AC lead to occasional lower back issues and this always helps. I also use Icy Hot on the affected area and alternate hot and cold packs 20 mins on, 20 mins off. The combination of all of those things eventually relaxs my beleagered muscles.

And yes, come to think of it, I WOULD wear a Demeter Icy Hot scent. lol

15 years ago
Reply to  Teri

thanks! I’m getting great ideas here!

Marle
15 years ago

Sort of pushing the concept, but as a salve, I adore the smell of Elizabeth Arden’s Eight Hour Cream. It is also a miracle ointment. Just adore the stuff.

15 years ago
Reply to  Marle

Never heard that one; might give it a try!

AnnieA
15 years ago

A hot toddy smells nice — it counts as medicine if you believe in “booze a cold, starve a fever”…

15 years ago
Reply to  AnnieA

I think I firmly stand for “booze a.. well, everything.”

maggiecat
15 years ago

I’m “Ow-ing” in sympathy. I’ve had more than my share of back issues, culminating in spinal fusion surgery two years ago. Take care of yourself.

15 years ago
Reply to  maggiecat

oooh- sorry to read that!

dleep
15 years ago

I love the smell of Tiger Balm. Also, I have used Traumeel with great results.

Tom
15 years ago
Reply to  dleep

good to know, thanks!

Tamara*J
15 years ago

Feel better Tom. Lavender Epsom salt baths and poppin’ a few Vicodin should help. ;)

Tom
15 years ago
Reply to  Tamara*J

I wish there was OTC Vicodin…

Rappleyea
15 years ago

As a practicing aromatherapist, if it’s muscular (and I’m assuming it is), I’d recommend a simple blend of essential oils of chamomile and marjoram – analgesic and antispasmodic. Put a few drops of each in the palm of your hand and slap it on your back. Normally e.o.’s wouldn’t be used straight up, but neither of these is too strong for the skin to do so. I’ve used this on myself with almost instantaneous relief. Hope you feel better soon.

Tom
15 years ago
Reply to  Rappleyea

thanks for the tip! I’ll stop by the health store soon!

Ann
15 years ago

Oh, poor baby! Hope you’re feeling much, much better. I have a wonky back (muscle spasms in lumbar region) that acts up from time to time when I do something I shouldn’t, so I have to baby it all the time. Haven’t tried any of the salves/ointments/liniments you all have listed, but I need to. I also love the idea of Tubereuse Criminelle as a “layering” agent. Hang in there!

Tom
15 years ago
Reply to  Ann

thanks, Ann!

Nava
15 years ago

OUCH!

I’d offer to send you some over-the-counter muscle relaxant, but there’s a postal strike going on right now. Figures…

Feel better!

Tom
15 years ago
Reply to  Nava

I didn’t know there was such a thing! OCT, not postal strike..

15 years ago

I don’t have a back-pain medication rec, but a standby all-purpose salve with a distinctive smell, which I LOVE. It’s Porter’s Liniment Salve, which I can say with complete confidence does a great job, even better (dare I say it?) than Neosporin. I spent my childhood with scraped knees and elbows, and my kids get banged up pretty often too. Porter’s is greasy and yellow, but it never stings.

Here’s what’s in the thing: Chlorobutanol, cresylic acid, zinc oxide, camphor, ammonia and oils of cajeput, clove, sassafras and myrrh in a base of petrolatum, beeswax and lanolin. It smells great to me – medicinal, but oddly comforting.

Link to Porter’s at Amazon: http://tinyurl.com/3vnjgar

Hope you’re back to health soon, Tom.

Tom
15 years ago
Reply to  mals86

great tip! Thanks!

Winifrieda
15 years ago
Reply to  mals86

Sounds like your bete noire Tuberose Criminelle Mals!!!

Tom
15 years ago
Reply to  Musette

thanks! I should dose myself with something I can blame on the pain-goop

Sharon C.
15 years ago

THERA-GESIC is my favorite pain cream when my lower back starts playing me (herniated disc several years ago…). Haven’t needed it in a while, but as I recall, it’s either unscented or not terribly heavily scented. [Works great on arthritic knees as well, based on the success a friend of mine had with it.]

Of course, the best pain tonic I know is mixed with vodka (a screwdriver is also good, with an added bonus of Vitamin C)!

Feel better, Tom!

Dilana
15 years ago

chlorine, as in a therapy pool, where I can tread water for thirty minutes.

Tom
15 years ago
Reply to  Dilana

wish I had access to one..

snowcrocus
15 years ago

Love the smell of St. Joe’s baby aspirin. Tocca’s Stella comes close.

Tom
15 years ago
Reply to  snowcrocus

good call!

rosarita
15 years ago

My husband has the same injury but his balm of choice is Biofreeze. I’m nursing a broken rib which I reinjured last week. My job is to apply the Biofreeze for him (hey, he’s old) so my left hand stays frozen & chemical smelling. That stuff clings like the worst scrubber. Between the two of us we manage to get things done provided nothing heavy enters our lives. And we both work for schools so we’re home together; thank goodness for Netflix. Hope your back continues to improve, watch out for those little chairs, they’re the worst!

Rappleyea
15 years ago
Reply to  Musette

If you ever get to central Ky., girlfriend, you call me and I will personally take you to some of the distilleries!

Tom
15 years ago
Reply to  rosarita

I’m taking notes. Gotta find that biofreeze. Thanks!

Aparatchick
15 years ago
Reply to  rosarita

Oh, Rosarita, I’ve done the broken rib thing – very unpleasant. I hope you’re feeling better. And Tom, listen up about the Biofreeze. That stuff is sheer bliss. The other thing I’d recommed is Badger Balm (although you really do need to patch test it first to ensure that the essential oils won’t bother your skin): http://www.badgerbalm.com/p-443-sore-muscle-rub-cooling-blend.aspx

Aubrey
15 years ago

Oh no! Sorry about your back.

I’m thinking that Ormonde Man (or woman) would go great with Aspercreme and some whiskey!

Tom
15 years ago
Reply to  Aubrey

I like adding in the whiskey!

15 years ago

Voltaran Gel (Rx). Smells awful, works great. Once it dries there’s no smell. Lots of Advil, too. And feel-good perfume — if co-workers get upset you can always blame the medicine (“I just don’t understand why this is so heavily scented!!

I never understoond the Sparkletts thing, either — but L.A. (city) tap water tastes pretty foul. Which leads one to wonder about what’s in it. Isn’t Sparkletts just reconditioned tap water, though? I’ve heard that from lots of places.

Many backs have been thown out by those Sparkletts bottles. Mine included.

Tom
15 years ago
Reply to  Olfacta

yeah, LA tap isn’t very good. But I believe that Sparkletts is just filtered tap water.

dDub
15 years ago

Salonpas will help you appreciate your Aspercreme. Gutte Besserung.

15 years ago

I remember that one! Leave it to a perfumista to look at an injury as a layering opportunity!

I thought of masking the balm with Tuberuese Criminelle, but I don’t think that would fly at work…

matildaben
15 years ago

Heeley’s Esprit du Tigre smells a lot like Tiger Balm – could be good for layering. Feel better soon.

Kristin
15 years ago

Peacock balm is even stronger :P

Still there myself, though I opted for movement and ibuprofen to my everlovin’ chagrin.

Feel better soon dude.

15 years ago
Reply to  Kristin

Movement wasn’t the issue. I went to a community meeting that was held at a place chock full of low, dainty chairs that just killed me. Erg.

Divalano
15 years ago

Ow, honey. I’m suffering the same, acquired by overindulging in good samaritaning. Serious, I was doing nothing more stressful than sitting on a couch, assembling & taping boxes for a friend who’s moving. And, ow.

I got nothing for good smelling medicine but you do bring to mind the label on the white Tiger’s Balm, I think it is. They advertise it as “with invisible smell”, which to me always made me think “hey, buy this stuff, it smells just like invisible!” As it turns out, Invisible smells a lot like regular old red Tiger’s Balm.

Feel better.

15 years ago
Reply to  Divalano

Thanks. Actually I already do feel much better, but not in time to get a review into here or PST.