So. I’m bouncing Ann’s post, because TODAY is Missy March – the FABULOUS MARCH – it’s Missy March’s BIRTHDAY!!!!! And under normal circumstances I would’ve asked Ann to post it – but! So here’s what happened:
(phone rings – yes, we actually TALK ON THE PHONE! fight me): so.
The Bonehead(aka Me) : March! Your birthday is on the 17th, right?
March: yep. it’s tomorrow.
Bonehead: Noooo! It’s the 17th!
March: yep. Which. Is. Tomorrow.
Bonehead: Noooo! It’s NEXT WEEK!
March. Nope. TO. Morrow! Ya bonehead. (0bviously I am NOT to be trusted with a calendar)
omg. what a lima bean! So! This afternoon and all day tomorrow is Missy March Day! Please join me in wishing her a Happy Birthday!
and a handful of diamonds! Who doesn’t need diamonds on their birthday, amirite? Diiiiiiiiamonds! Big’uns, too!