If Only Celebrity Perfumes Weren’t Such Crap – yes, you, Paris Hilton and Rihanna

NSFW WARNING – Rihanna pictures aren’t showing anything, but they could look bad if someone just walked by and glanced at your computer monitor! Over the holiday weekend, I had to work, and I actually read a news article about… Continue Reading →

Curated

This is a post within a post so hang in there, okay?  It’s going to look a bit like Shameless Self-Promotion but actually it’s not – not really.  It’s more about ‘edutainment’.  Awhile back Patty and I were discussing how… Continue Reading →

Perfume Skank Shame – Bal a Versailles Walk of Shame

Hello to all of my lovely Posse peeps, lovers of all things smelly from cat pee to crypts through to  schwetty ass. How glad I am to have you! Most especially glad when I have had had close encounters with… Continue Reading →

Sex and Perfume Bottles

Yesterday was one of those days.  Woke at 4 a.m. with horrible pains in the stomach and back.  Huh, what gymnastics did I do in bed to cause this?  Well, none, duh, I was sleeping alone.  Just that 24-36 hour… Continue Reading →

Your First Fragrance – A Guide to Raising them With the Right Smell (Ari)

This post is about the seemingly selfless tradition of buying a young girl her first perfume, but I must admit that my motivations for writing it were purely selfish: I don’t want to smell Pink Sugar anymore. I have been… Continue Reading →

Two Winners. One Loser

First, the Good News:  the winners of the Beloved samples are Starscent and Elizabeth C.  Please contact me at my gmail addy :  evilauntieanita, give me your details I will get it out to you! The ‘loser’ is me.   Ol’… Continue Reading →

To Give or Not to Give (Away) – by Samantha

The first time I was the lucky recipient of a wonderful-smelling something, I was about 7 years old. I had a friend from Japan whose school bag was filled with really cool stuff I’d never seen before. Like erasers that… Continue Reading →