Well, this one is actually kind of a rerun of a rerun of a rerun, since it dates back so long.
But it starts with ennui.
I do have things sitting on my desk that I should be looking at. Interesting things. Good things. But for some reason I just wasn’t feeling like it. Over the weekend Cinnamon mentioned Lostmarch Lann’Ael , which is something that I love and I know have a bottle of somewhere in the mess the closet where I keep the scents are. (Cinnamon, you can order this from Lostmarch- they don’t ship to the US, sadly.) I decided to go and take a gander in there and quickly gave up, knowing that I am just going to have to take a morning and sort it out- remove the bottles of mouthwash and bars of soap and back-up Erno Laszlo and put some semblance of order in there. In the meantime however I was just happened to grab bottle of Tauer’s Hyacinth and a Mechanic. H&aM started off as an experiment: a “Bottle Journey” where it was sent to person to person to try (and sometimes write about) and then to be sent on. The dear and dearly missed Gaia, The Non Blonde sent it to me, and after a goodly sniff (and I will admit, a small decant) I sent it to someone else, and at one point it was lost to the wilds on the post. I wrote about it, twice even, once about the bottle journey on PST and once about meeting Mr Tauer here:
“So, anyway, a couple of weeks ago Andy Tauer was in LA at ScentBar to premiere his Hyacinth and a Mechanic. HaaM was an experiment originally, starting with a ‘bottle journey’ where one would try and test then ship it on down the line to the next person. This was back in 2007 and at the time on PST I wrote:
‘I find the opening intensely green. Really intensely green. The truculently green hyacinth is paired with lily of the valley and a bare whiff of cold camphor to make a lush but identifiable Tauer scent. Like his Reverie au Jardin, which challenges how you think lavender smells, the tart, green whiteness of the opening is light-years away from what you think that a hyacinth should smell like, but somehow seems perfectly right, like a lightbulb over your head. “Oh yeah! That’s hyacinth!”
‘Then the mechanic pops up. He starts off smelling oily, a bit like the note in SMN Nostalgia, that leather and oily old-car smell that I loved in that scent but wished lasted longer. It then gets stronger, almost Kolnisch Juchten- like in its fatted roundness. This mechanic might be bringing a bouquet, but he also is bringing a sandwich. There isn’t a lot of development in this, it dances around from cool whiteness and fatted leather darkness. Do I have to tell you that I am in thrall?’
“I am happy to state that nearly 10 years later I am still in thrall. It’s everything I remember and I am thrilled that I was able to score a bottle, especially since it was a “come to the store and get it only during the time I am here” kind of deal. So I actually popped for a bottle despite telling myself I have quite enough scents for someone who is forbidden to wear them anywhere near work. Of course it is hardly a hardship to spend some time with Andy- he is one of the nicest people you could ever meet. Now all we have to do is mercilessly bug him to put this one into wider release..
In any case, after all this, how is it? Still weird. Deliciously so. That Tom of Finland mechanic is still there, holding a bouquet is his mitts and with whom you are going to get seriously Lady Chatterley. And now for the sentence from that review that is the worst:
“$89 for 100ML, available only at the point of sale at the time of the event. I purchased my bottle at ScentBar.”
This part is probably the most annoying, because it’s doing something I kind of hate: going “nanny nanny boo-boo! I have it and you can’t get it!” but maybe it will convince Mr. Tauer to rerelease it?
While I adore Mr Tauer (met him in Chicago, what a charming man!) I have found few Tauers that work for me. Lonestar Memories comes close.
Hyacinth and a Mechanic sounds like a delight!
They can be challenging. A lot of them worked on me very well, luckily. He is a very charming man indeed!
I remember when this one came out and was wondering about it. I love the smell of hyacinths and am very familiar with the smells of guys working on cars and motorcycles. I couldn’t decide whether the combination would be good or bad. I think I might have liked it.
It is interesting. I am smelling it this AM on the sweater I wore yesterday. Kind of a push-me-pull-you of attraction and repellence. Luckily more the former
What a tease, Tom! I’ve prattled on about my love of green scents, and hyacinth is a great green floral note. One of my fav discontinued scents with hyacinth is Gucci Envy. This sounds very intriguing. Also reminds me of Jolie Madame in that it follows the leather plus green floral formula. JM uses violet to great effect. A frag friend refers to JM as Granny in Leather, or Granny with a Whip. I’ll sign your petition to get Mr Tauer to re-release HaaM so I can at least sniff it. Thanks for the review.
Thanks! And I (and a bunch of others) are more than willing to sign one to bring back Jolie Madame in all her glory..
I remember this one! It was not one of my favorites (shrug) but they don’t all have to be, do they? Some of my favorite frags have been Tauers. And he’s such a lovely man.
It’s certainly not a go-to one. But then that’s no bad thing: a feather boa and a turban isn’t go-to attire but at the right time..
Andy Tauer is one of the only perfumers who actually seems to truly value his customers. Never smelled HaaM but still wish he’s re-release Orris. As to Lostmarch, yes, still running. Who knows why that didn’t pop up on my original search. Getting stuff shipped here from the EU is too much trouble. If I do continue to hanker after a bottle of Lann’Ael will have to wait till I’m on the Continent.
Cinnamon I’ve just checked Lostmarc’h site. The fragrances shouldn’t cause any customs issue as they fall under the threshold for customs tax.
I’ve shipped fragrance in from France, Italy & Greece without any trouble
Eck, you’re not supposed to enable my discretionary spending.
Thank me later! You’ve been lemming for a good gourmand & Lostmarc’h are very reasonably priced.
Consider it a saving compared to Dark Lord
Compared to Dark Lord, they are practically paying YOU.
Oh cmon, it’s even the same price it was years ago.. you deserve it..
It looks as if they ship anywhere but the US and maybe Australia, and free too.
So many of us wish he would release Orris. I think he just cannot get the ingredients anymore.
HA! Tom you are so funny. That last paragraph.
I will join you in the Nanny Nanny’s and tell you I also have a bottle.
Always wanted to meet Andy. His was the first truly niche house I bought bottles from.
He’s a great guy- very nice. I know he likes camping- he goes to Joshua Tree when he comes to SoCal. So if you can some up with some stores who’ll send him a ticket and some interesting camping maybe he will make a special guest appearance down under?
We don’t have any stores that stock him here. It’s a bummer.
Well that sux.
That’s sort of a wow. Will he ship to Australia?
Good question! I know shipping anything from the US for a private person is either insane or impossible. I got a couple of rainbow shopping bags from IKEA for Portia then found it would cost the gross national product of Finland to ship it, then they decided they just didn’t ship there anymore. It would be cheaper to fly there and deliver it. One day..