Cold Spring – Anita

You’d think I’d know how to handle this by now – I’ve lived in the Midwest for the bulk of my life and we have these absurd blizzard-to-tropics events every Winter.   Two weeks ago it was Apocalypse,  4 feet of… Continue Reading

Meditation Perfume

Meditation Perfume – Otherwise known as what I like to smell when I’m trying to shut my mind off for ten minutes. With the new year, I decided to do the 30-day meditation challenge. It’s pretty simple, you just take… Continue Reading

I Hate You!

Ooh!  Before I forget, the winner of Tom’s Smell Bent sample pack is:  violetnoir The winners of the 5 Stages sample packs are:  Teri, Millicent and Ann N Tom and I will contact you directly – the Contact Us administrator… Continue Reading

Best Perfume – how finding it leads to the 5 stages

Finding the Best Perfume leads to 5 stages of perfume addiction. We are in the midst of some long-overdue renovation here at El O World Headquarters.  As usual His El O-ness has waited until it’s freezing cold outside to rip… Continue Reading

Booty Call!

by Anita This is not a perfume review but I did sniff a buncho scents while I was gathering the info, if that counts for anything… 1999– I am twitching down Michigan Avenue in a nip-waisted suit and Maud Frizon… Continue Reading

Flowers in Flushing

Before we get this party started – the winner of the T6 and Cordovan Rose samples is Natalie.  Click on ‘contact us’, tell us what you won and where to send it. Mistress March is still eating enchanted burritos.  ‘Tizz… Continue Reading

How I met March and what samples shall we give away this week?

Hung over from a long night in a Juarez bar back in 1979, staring into my bottle of tequila, (not tequila perfume), contemplating how I would get back across the border without the passport I’d lose in a card game, I looked… Continue Reading